local man injures husband after passionately scooping him off the ground
Just when I was having another “I wish there was more KakaGai smut”- Sunday, I found this. All the stars! (also naked Dai).
So Kakashi dies against Pain and finds himself in almost complete darkness, only a single campfire flickering in the distance. He walks towards it. He knows who’s waiting for him there. “So this is where you’ve been…” he says—
And walks right in on Sakumo making out with Dai.
Kakashi instantly comes back to life by sheer power of NOPE. The first thing he does when he sees Gai again is punch him in the face like it’s somehow his fault. And Gai never gets an explanation.
By the time Kakashi finally left the office, the sun was setting. He hurried down the stairs in full gear, hoping to make it to the bookstore before closing time. It was a rare opportunity to get his hands on some new reading material. Usually he’d be in the Hokage Tower until late at night, dealing with the stacks of paperwork that Tenzô never seemed to run out of. Kakashi suspected he made the paper himself – otherwise Konoha would have run out of trees by now. Whenever Kakashi teased him about it though, Tenzô just rolled his eyes as if Kakashi was some old fart repeating the same tired jokes over and over. You’d think he’d show his Hokage some respect…